So, I was talking to my friends the other night about how I need to start a blog. Well, I like blogs, I have a blog, and I would like to use it...anybody, anybody? ok, that was from the wedding singer, I just modified it a bit. Anyway, we decided that my blog will be on the pathetic dating stories that are my life. Um so this is where I wish I had good comic timing in my writing like my wonderful 'right asset'. But if you're reading this then you'll just have to deal with it ;)
Where to begin. . . I'm pretty sure that none of these will be in chronological order just to forwarn you. These stories will just be coming as I think of them. So let's start with.... let's call him Frank... cause that is a good generic name.... which also happens to be his ha ha. Ok so when I was right out of high school I was desperate to get married for some odd reason. I don't know, maybe it was the fact that my family was pushing me to get married at 19 like the rest of the girls. So the summer after high school I joined myspace and got in touch with all of my friends but also some new people.
There was this one guy (Frank) who started writing me. He was handsome and in the army and 26. Mind you, I was only 18 and fresh out of high and being naive was a natural thing for me ha ha. Well, it just so happened that he was living about 5 minutes away from my parents house so I decided to stop by on my way to school one afternoon (school being the ATC). May I just say that pictures are very deceiving for he was not as attractive (to me) as his pictures made him to be.
Well after meeting that time he texted me..... a lot.... asking me to hang out with him. So I told him we would hang out on one condition, we weren't alone. So he told me to come over to watch a movie and that his roommate would be there with his grilfriend. He comes and picks me up and takes me to his house where his roommate just happened to Not be there. Well, we decided that we were going to watch a movie so he let me pick. Every movie was pirated and either X-rated or above. I personally only watch pg-13 and under so I ended up picking the only movie not rated R, Count of Monte Cristo. A wonderful movie but very long, something I didn't take into account until half way through the movie when I was wishing that I was home in bed.
So we start the movie and the whole time Frank is laying on my lap, putting his arms on/around me, trying to get me to lay down with him on the couch, and to be honest, just plain annoying. Ten minutes into the movie however, he stands up and asks me if I want a drink. I politely say no and continue to watch the movie. He then gets up about ten minutes later and asks me again for a drink and again, I say no thanks. He got up 8 times during the movie to offer me a drink. Now, I know I was naive but to me, being that persistant, made me think that he was just trying to drug me. Now, call me crazy if you will, but that's what i think.
We finish the movie and I ask him to take me home but he answers by asking me a question, "Want to see my room?" Once again, being the naive girl I was I said yes and then only thought about the possible outcome as I was walking back to his room. When I arrive, I poke my head in the door, say, "That's nice," and continue to head back to the front door. Personally, I thought that that was smooth ha ha. Ok, so he comes back to the living room after a second and I tell him to please take me home. He then asks for a goodbye hug. I give him a hug and then lean back as he leans in to kiss me. In the few seconds that passed the only thing I could think to do was put my hands up, so I did. He then started to kiss my hands as I told him, "Frank, you're not going to get a kiss so stop trying."In response he says, "Just one kiss, please. Take your wall down and just give me a small kiss." HA!! You wish idot!! I told him probably ten times to stop kissing my hands before I pushed his face out of the way and headed towards the car. I told him I would be waiting in his car.
I waited for about twenty minutes before he came out to take me home. Thinking back, I should have just walked but I was still laughing to myself at how pathetic he was. He then took me home and asked for another hug, I told him he already had one but I gave him one anyway. In his desperation for a kiss he leaned in again and got my ear instead because i'm that quick, yes, i'm very quick. Anyway, as far as Frank goes, I haven't talked to him since (going on three years and enjoying every minute of it!!). Oh, except he emailed me about a year ago telling me he was back in town. I didn't care to respond.
And that is my first post.... long.... exciting, ok probably actually boring for you all but hey, it's my life. If you have any inputs on what i could write about that would be great!! See ya'll later!!
